Hi! I AM SO FUGGIN HAPPY YOU ARE HERE!!

If we've never "met" before, I'm Gretchen (or "G" or "GB" or whatever you wanna call me lol). I'm 32, married to the love of my liiiife, and we live in Atlanta, Georgia with our three perfect angel boy puppy dogs Moose, Henny & Dallas. I quit corporate America in the middle of the pandemic to follow my passion of showing women it's ok to be your real, raw authentic self and that working your ass off for what you want is IT. Big believer in not being a dick, I believe in transparency, blunt tough love advice, dumping men who suck, quitting jobs that don't fulfill us, and breaking glass ceilings every fuggin day. I swear like a mother fucker, am a terrible speller, reader, writer etc, and am obsessed with skincare, makeup, clothes, shoes ... everything.

I have a LOT to say and it sometimes gets me in trouble (have been disabled off IG ...four times now...) so I decided to start my "Don't Be A Dick" podcast where I talk in circles while sipping casamigos reposado tequila with soda water and 2 orange slices. I want this website to be a full blown RESOURCE for my gals. I want it to be a place where you can shop my outfits, skincare, house shit ... but also submit questions/stories etc for the podcast ... join my nu skin team ... etc.